Friday,Saturday and Sunday June 18th-20th  Eat Your Words is featuring at MAGS Farm Yard Party, Helmsley, North Yorkshire.

Once upon a time, in a Galaxy, far, far, way…

An alliance of Rebels fled from all corners of the Universe to a small moon circling the Planet known as Helmsley in the Yorkshire system. The rallying of these “Biker” Rebels was to fight against the oppressive nature of the evil Car Empire.

Pursued across the breadth of known space, migrants of their own destiny, the tribes gathered at the festival of a fairly new hope called “Farmyard”.

My name is Ambassador Neil, and I am hosting the Dance Tent for those wishing to celebrate life to the synthetic robot made beats of our future society. If you wish to join us with a smile on your face and a skip in your step then touch down at the “Eat Your Words” tribes’ audio visual extravaganza.
In this, our 11th year, we have kept the usual high standards of effort and technology, with a state of the art sound system, UV décor, Video Projectors, Lights, and a laser show worthy of any X-wing pilot.

As well as our highly trained Padawan Djs we have a couple of Jedi masters on each night. Grand master “Guyver” is known for his work with Tidy Trax records, as well as having many tunes featured on the Universal “Euphoria” compilations, that have sold millions. Having travelled the outer rim, and survived a set at the Cantina bar in the Arkanis sector, you can be assured that he is no Jedi mind trick.

From the Planet of Bir Ming Ham, a great spiritual healer known as “Col the Medik” will be shuttling in. He will be delighting all with his collection of aural delights that promise to elate and sooth at the same time. Translation devices, such as the CP30 droid, will be available to decipher this difficult to master language.

The near Jedi trained padawan that are also entertaining the delegates will be – Levy, Bouncin Bud (Ewok chief), Rocket Ron, EZC & Biggus, Gav Riot & ViRuss, and Simon Hart. Though proficient, please report any of these padawan if they have their light sabres out in public.

If you are cleared for the secret codes of the Rebel communications network known as “Facebook” look for our “Farmyard” group – “Sod Ibiza, I’m of to Helmsley” and join the fight against the dark side with the rebellious dance group – “Eat Your Words – Hull’s longest running trance night”.
All media from this and previous Farmyards are available on the site, as well as DJ Mixes, Video’s, Events, Etc.

Join today for a better tomorrow!